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PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.

Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

he idea that I can be presented with a problem, set out to logically solve it with the tools at hand, and wind up with a program that could not be legally used because someone else followed the same logical steps some years ago and filed for a patent on it is horrifying.

Never trust a programmer in a suit.